Reasons to Ask Leyba to Prom

It isn't too early to start planning
Pros
ü Leyba is old school/retro and that is so hot right now
ü Leyba knows what all the silverware is for at the restaurant
ü Leyba is taller than the freshman you were gonna ask
ü Leyba has no cerfew
ü Leyba is trusted by parents
ü One word—mad booty dance skills
ü Can you say “heads turned?”
ü Leyba isn’t sweaty
ü No awkward silences with Leyba
ü No post-prom stalking
ü No weird middle of the prom fights
ü Everyone wants to be in his group
ü Won’t constantly check his phone
ü You can wear mongo heels
ü You can dance with other people’s dates
ü Leyba’s mom won’t take 100 pictures

Cons
Ø My wife and family want to be in the pictures
Ø Dance moves are old
Ø People will be jealous
Ø You buy dinner
Ø People will make fun of you at the 10 year reunion
Ø You’ll piss off other people’s dates when you dance with em
Ø That picture of the group on the staircase—weird
Ø Slow dances
Ø Leyba wears his old Rob Lowe St. Elmo’s Fire autograph model
earring(see movie)
Ø Leyba keeps requesting Duran Duran and Flock of Seagulls at DJ
booth
Ø Leyba mistakes crowd laughter for cheers while dancing
Ø Leyba says “sick” all evening long
Ø Long line for photos with Leyba
Ø Leyba changes outfits like 3 times at After Prom
Ø People whisper a lot when you walk past them