How to be a female

cry when you found out he cheated on you, scream when your favorite song is on the radio, laugh, gossip, cry, yell, scream, look pretty even when your going out to get the mail, talking, phones, notes, makeup, shop for unnessacary stuff, girlfriends, boyfriends, enemies, scratching, pulling, twisting, give yourself another hour to get ready then what you think you need, dance, sing, sleep, first priority is to care what people think of you