How to be a woman

There is nothing simple about being a girl. The complexities of the mind will boggle men for the rest of time. How can getting dressed or parking a car be so hard? When getting mad at something small and seemingly worthless can be so easy. The mission is to confuse man, to make us feel like Hellen Keller in a library. It's at our finger tips but there's no way we'll ever figure it out. Not only does this fulfill their objective of getting all the attention they'd ever need, they procede to act like they don't like it. It's like finding the corner of a circle. Have you ever seen a dog chasing it's tail? Yes, men are the dogs aimlessly chasing, but women are the evil kids tieing a doggy treat knowing we'll never be able to get it.