How to be a male

Wear our pants down as low as we can without them falling off. Actually wear them low enough to fall off then we can spend the entire day pulling them up. Hell we don't what else to do with our hands, why not use them to hold up out pants. We hate watching chick flicks, we do it because we hope it is going to lead to a sappy part that is going to make you want to make out with us. Oh and for future reference we don't cuddle, we spoon. So when you are talking to all my friends please don't tell them we cuddle. We love watching war movies because it's what all of us want. To be able to take complete control and kill anyone who goes against us. We share everything that would make us seem manlier, even if it's not true. Like telling out guy friends how we handle girls, but when we are talking to girls we all know we do exactly what they tell us. Oh and one last thing, we hate talking about our problems in our lives, we would rather work on cars or watch the football game so stop trying to tell us how we feel.